Seinfeld Quotes

Discussion in 'Purely Social' started by dubya, Jun 20, 2015.

  1. dubya

    dubya Headbanging Blip

    Gotta be some other fans out there than me. I'm sure some will come in and post pic's and what not. Just to rub in how bad I am at computers, but that's great to.:) For me, just reading a great quote from Seinfeld can brighten my whole day! So, I'll get it started with one of my fav's.

    You know you shouldn't brush 24 hrs before going to the dentist? I think that's eat 24 hrs before surgery. Oh no, you gotta eat before surgery, you need your strength buddy
     
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  2. kelli

    kelli The original blip

    "they shrink??!!"
     
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  3. Lisa66

    Lisa66 Read my blips

    He......took it........OUT?!?
     
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  4. Tripster

    Tripster Domestic Blipporist...

    The cat - mrrreeeooowww - is out of the bag!
     
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  5. kelli

    kelli The original blip

    "honestly, i dunno how you guys walk around with those things"
     
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  6. Tripster

    Tripster Domestic Blipporist...

    The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing.

    Fun Fact: My last name is Kramer btw! :rofl:
     
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  7. dubya

    dubya Headbanging Blip

    While your at it, put a saw buck on captain nemo in the 3rd
     
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  8. Tripster

    Tripster Domestic Blipporist...

    Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
     
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  9. kelli

    kelli The original blip

    "the only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine!"
     
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  10. Tripster

    Tripster Domestic Blipporist...

    You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen... So who is having sex with the rooster?
     
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  11. kelli

    kelli The original blip

    "why don't you just tell me what movie it is you wanna see"
     
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  12. Tripster

    Tripster Domestic Blipporist...

    I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."
     
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  13. dubya

    dubya Headbanging Blip

    I'm out there jerry, and I'm lovin every minute of it
     
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  14. kelli

    kelli The original blip

    "we're not men!"
     
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  15. Tripster

    Tripster Domestic Blipporist...

    Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
     
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  16. kelli

    kelli The original blip

    "serenity now!!!"
     
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  17. Tripster

    Tripster Domestic Blipporist...

    I don't trust the guy. I think he regifted, then he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super bowl sex romp.
     
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  18. kelli

    kelli The original blip

    "you double dipped. that's like putting your whole face in it!"
     
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  19. dubya

    dubya Headbanging Blip

    As I reign blows down upon him, I felt there has to be a better way
     
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  20. Tripster

    Tripster Domestic Blipporist...

    Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool.
     
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