Anthony Scalia was so miffed about gay marriage that he tried to "burn down the house" and was arrested when spotted dumping kerosene around the building. http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scalia-arrested-trying-to-burn-down-supreme-court Scalia Arrested Trying to Burn Down Supreme Court BY ANDY BOROWITZ SHARE TWEET The Borowitz Report)—In a shocking end to an illustrious legal career, police arrested Justice Antonin Scalia today as he attempted to set the Supreme Court building ablaze. Justice Scalia, who had seemed calm and composed during the announcement of two major rulings this morning, was spotted by police minutes later outside the building, carrying a book of matches and a gallon of kerosene. After police nabbed Justice Scalia and placed him in handcuffs, the Juror appeared “at peace and resigned to his fate,” a police spokesman said. “He went quietly,” the spokesman said. “He just muttered something like, ‘I don’t want to live in a world like this.’ ” Back at the Supreme Court, Justice Scalia’s colleagues said they hoped he would get the help he needed, except for Justice Clarence Thomas, who said nothing. Get the Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox. Photograph by Charles Rex Arbogast/AP. GET NEWS SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT DELIVERED TO YOUR INBOX.