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Discussion in 'Purely Social' started by jj2, Dec 14, 2015.

  1. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Whoever invented the 'seat belt' must not have had boobs!
    90% of the time mine is up on my neck!
    Definitely a design flaw!
     
  2. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    I have to behave, I have to behave, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I know I can't, I know I can't, I know I won't, I know I won't..........
     
  3. Wuzznt Me

    Wuzznt Me Native Florida Cracker

    There's a clip you can buy that hooks on the bottom and keeps it in a much more comfortable position. Don't know what it's called but both our cars have them. If I can think about it I'll take a photo and send you. My Bride had the same problem
     
  4. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    @Wuzznt Me
    Hubs has them on his car because his is the worst when it comes to being in the wrong place.
    Mine is pretty good.

    When I posted this I was just joking around because us females have the problem. Especially when getting into a strange car.
     
  5. Wuzznt Me

    Wuzznt Me Native Florida Cracker

    Gotcha
     
  6. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Save time by decorating for all the holidays at once.
    Put haunted eggs under a turkey tree.
     
  7. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Her son needed a last-minute Halloween costume so she wrapped him like a mummy with her CVS receipt.

    You can also scan him for $2 off Advil.
     
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  8. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    "Wait, olives grow in a grove, not a garden... THIS PLACE IS A TOTAL FREAKIN LIE..."
     
  9. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon...... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to poop on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
     
  10. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Just found out I've been cloned!

    I'm literally beside myself right now!
     
  11. Lisa66

    Lisa66 Read my blips

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  12. Lisa66

    Lisa66 Read my blips

    We'll see about that, lol! Also FIFY.
     
  13. dubya

    dubya Headbanging Blip

    Ok, I'm pretty up on this stuff, but what's FIFY?
    free icing for you?
    fried in fifty years?
    funny if feeling younger?
    fired iguanas for yelling?
     
  14. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    If you see a road sign that says 'Survey Crew Ahead', they do not want you to stop and answer questions. I know that now....
     
  15. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    What all fortune cookies should say: Get ready for the bathroom, cause that really wasn't chicken!!
     
  16. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Remove all sugars from your diet and you can erase unnecessary calories and any joy you may feel.
     
  17. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    I don't know why people freak out and run when they see a spider. They're just gonna climb in your mouth when you are sleeping anyways....
     
  18. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood, thus pancakes are more important than family.
    It's science......
     
  19. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    There are smart men, handsome men, rich men, sexy men, and sweet men.....and then there is a combination of all the above. We call that one a "unicorn."
     
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  20. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    I'm writing a song about dieting called, "Donuts Taste Better Than Salad."