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Discussion in 'Purely Social' started by jj2, Dec 14, 2015.

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    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste.
     
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    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    I thought he asked if I was interested in an orgy. Turns out he really said "4G."
    My apologies to the guy at the Verizon kiosk......my bad.
     
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    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humor suggests I'm 12 whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
     
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    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Is it still considered "eating healthy" when your "apple a day" is on a stick, dipped in caramel & rolled in nuts.
    Asking for a friend.
     
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    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    I'm up for any New Year's Eve party as long as it starts at six, ends by eight, and doesn't require real pants.
     
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    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Merry Fitness & Happy New Rear!!!
     
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    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Many Californians are looking forward to the legalization of recreational marijuana but in a cruel twist of fate, Doritos will soon be a schedule 1 narcotic.
     
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    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    I was so inspired by a group of early morning runners, that I skipped from my car into Dunkin Donuts for my 2 chocolate coconut donuts this morning.....
     
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    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    TODAYS WEATHER: Crappy, becoming crappier later, with continued crappy until tomorrow when the weather is expected to turn very crappy.
     
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    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Sad news. The inventor of camouflage clothing has died. We think. We can’t find his body. Anyway, in lieu of flowers please send a search team.
     
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    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Can’t wait for the Super Bowl Ad where Tide announces they’re coming out with actually edible tide pods because of the demand for them....