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Discussion in 'Purely Social' started by jj2, Dec 14, 2015.

  1. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste.
     
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  2. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    I thought he asked if I was interested in an orgy. Turns out he really said "4G."
    My apologies to the guy at the Verizon kiosk......my bad.
     
  3. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humor suggests I'm 12 whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
     
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  4. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Is it still considered "eating healthy" when your "apple a day" is on a stick, dipped in caramel & rolled in nuts.
    Asking for a friend.
     
  5. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    I'm up for any New Year's Eve party as long as it starts at six, ends by eight, and doesn't require real pants.
     
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  6. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Merry Fitness & Happy New Rear!!!
     
  7. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Many Californians are looking forward to the legalization of recreational marijuana but in a cruel twist of fate, Doritos will soon be a schedule 1 narcotic.
     
  8. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    I was so inspired by a group of early morning runners, that I skipped from my car into Dunkin Donuts for my 2 chocolate coconut donuts this morning.....
     
  9. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    TODAYS WEATHER: Crappy, becoming crappier later, with continued crappy until tomorrow when the weather is expected to turn very crappy.
     
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  10. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Sad news. The inventor of camouflage clothing has died. We think. We can’t find his body. Anyway, in lieu of flowers please send a search team.
     
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  11. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Can’t wait for the Super Bowl Ad where Tide announces they’re coming out with actually edible tide pods because of the demand for them....
     
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  12. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    The human body can survive for three weeks without food, but only three hours without correcting someone on the internet.
     
  13. Lisa66

    Lisa66 Read my blips

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  14. dubya

    dubya Headbanging Blip

    If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked, or homeless? :hmmm:
     
  15. SteveS45

    SteveS45 Fade to black.................

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. muth

    muth More than a poop!

    Both?
     
  17. muth

    muth More than a poop!

    Yep, both!
     
  18. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    FYI for all Men: Women are simple. With them, yes means yes, and no means yes, and no means no, and no means maybe, but maybe means yes, and maybe means no. Simple.
     
  19. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    I wish the bags under my eyes were filled with cash.
     
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  20. jj2

    jj2 Tiggergirl A blip in the Deplorable Basket Contest Organizer

    Don't need a roller coaster to get that thrilling, free-fall sensation. It's called life.
     
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