Discussion in 'Purely Social' started by jj2, Dec 14, 2015.
Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste.
I thought he asked if I was interested in an orgy. Turns out he really said "4G."
My apologies to the guy at the Verizon kiosk......my bad.
I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humor suggests I'm 12 whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
Is it still considered "eating healthy" when your "apple a day" is on a stick, dipped in caramel & rolled in nuts.
Asking for a friend.
I'm up for any New Year's Eve party as long as it starts at six, ends by eight, and doesn't require real pants.
Merry Fitness & Happy New Rear!!!
Many Californians are looking forward to the legalization of recreational marijuana but in a cruel twist of fate, Doritos will soon be a schedule 1 narcotic.
I was so inspired by a group of early morning runners, that I skipped from my car into Dunkin Donuts for my 2 chocolate coconut donuts this morning.....
TODAYS WEATHER: Crappy, becoming crappier later, with continued crappy until tomorrow when the weather is expected to turn very crappy.
Sad news. The inventor of camouflage clothing has died. We think. We can’t find his body. Anyway, in lieu of flowers please send a search team.
Can’t wait for the Super Bowl Ad where Tide announces they’re coming out with actually edible tide pods because of the demand for them....
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